Siri is giving me weird answers

i told siri "remind me pick dress on way work" , said "there's no other me."
said "i'm in mood italian food" said "are you?".
said "tell <contact name here> meet me @ 10" said "ok, tell them when see 'em."
said "how home?" said "first tell me why want it."
, finally, said "meet <contact name here> coffee @ 2 today" said "i lost train of thought."

of thinking impossible , i'm troll, well, i'm not. may sound unbelievable (to me too), happening.

anyways, siri started give me offensive responses. asked music should listen to, , said "i electro music, , drum , bass, ******* dubstep!". i'm not dubstep listener/fan, dubstep fan, insulting.

not that, fails accept orders.
asked "show me apple store" , said "where want me show you". mean really, now. doesn't make sense. of course has show me on map, else can be?

make easier me type, here's commands , responses:
command | response
remind me coffee @ 2 | first name?
search web mac os | try open source search engine search it. i'll ask around , you

set meeting @ 9 | cannot set meta predicates
find coffee near me | did lose it?
how many days until christmas | 365 per year
apple's pe ratio? | have think 1 while.
new email <contact> | man or woman?
how many calories there in <any food> | 1 million / more can imagine
how long dogs live? | depends on measurement system.
microsoft's address? | microsoft giant software monopoly.
google second world war. | maybe knows answer.
new appointment <contact> @ 3. | first name?

did happen before, or me?
believe software problem, how fix it?

 

iappleseed said: ↑

i told siri "remind me pick dress on way work" , said "there's no other me."
said "i'm in mood italian food" said "are you?".
said "tell <contact name here> meet me @ 10" said "ok, tell them when see 'em."
said "how home?" said "first tell me why want it."
, finally, said "meet <contact name here> coffee @ 2 today" said "i lost train of thought."

of thinking impossible , i'm troll, well, i'm not. may sound unbelievable (to me too), happening.

anyways, siri started give me offensive responses. asked music should listen to, , said "i electro music, , drum , bass, ******* dubstep!". i'm not dubstep listener/fan, dubstep fan, insulting.

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if these did happen, i'm sure able provide audio proof of happening.

 

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